Category Archives: My Thoughts

Don’t eat Trader Joe’s (Jose’s) Salted Tortilla Chips

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The Package reads “Made with Stone Ground Yellow Corn”, but they taste like they are “Corn Made with Ground Yellow Stone”.  These chips were so hard and uncomfortable to eat, they made my soul’s jaw ache.

Trader Joe’s has, in the past, made some decent chips.  They have never been great, but adequate for human consumption and a convenient purchase if you are already at a Trader Joe’s.  But there has been a steady decline in their snack line, particularly with corn chips.  It’s not as if the chips are past the “best by” date, but still somehow they have a staleness.  But worse than being merely stale, these Salted Tortilla Chips have a texture that hints that they may have been made from thin, marble slabs rather than corn tortillas.  The taste is fine (fine, not great), but the texture is course and completely unacceptable.

This isn’t a review, it’s a warning

I am not saying don’t buy Trader Jose’s Salted Tortilla Chips.  If you love Trader Joe’s and hate good tortilla chips and want to make sure that Trader Joe’s continues to produce malicious chips designed to repulse instead of satisfy, then buy these by the box.  Go ahead and waste allocate your money however you like. But for the sake of your teeth, and the teeth of those you love, DO NOT EAT THESE TORTILLA CHIPS.

Only if we are united can we crush these fraudulent tortilla chips…

…because they are so hard no one can do it alone.

And judging by the Trader Joe’s Surfboards (another chip that seeks to murder mandibles everywhere), there is a mission on the part of Trader Joe’s to pervert what good people think is an edible tortilla chip.  Trader Joe’s is now completely in-house in their snack department and we can no longer depend on Barbara’s and other fine snack food makers to present an acceptable form of snack.  And this makes me wonder if it is in fact Trader Joe’s vision to make us hate snack foods so much that we forego them completely for “organic” produce, and kombucha.

Well, I will resist!

I will stand firm (like a Trader Jose’s Salted Tortilla Chip) against these imposter chips.  Even to the point of eating other average tortilla chips, such as Mission, and Santita’s, in protest.

Last night a pretty cool thing happened.

When news broke of game developer Mike Maulbeck venting that he wanted to kill Valve founder Gabe Newell, I though, “This is a song for Yes.Mustache!”  Yes.Mustache is my music project dedicated to video games and gaming culture.  This story was definitely about gaming culture.  After work I wrote the song and recorded it.  I was up until 2 in the morning. :/  After uploading it to YouTube I noticed that a writer for a very popular video-game-website was echoing the sentiments that I had written in the song, namely ‘Don’t threaten to kill people, it’s bad form’.

The writer responded and asked if he could embed my video at the end of the week for a post on the website.  I consented (I was thrilled).  Below is the post.

http://www.joystiq.com/2014/10/24/wrup-and-the-moral-of-the-story-is/

I have long been an admirer of Joystiq and to be featured on their site was a great honor and encouragement.  In a matter of hours, my lifetime total views have doubled, all because a huge site picked up my little song.  That was pretty cool.

MSG and Science

No "No MSG"

No “No MSG”, and anti-anti-MSG statement.

I don’t much like diet crazes, and I like even less hysteria over misinformation or worse, lies.

I made an image to represent how I feel about the anti-MSG movement.  I say “NO!” to “No MSG”.   I could have made another, with a slogan.  “MSG, let it be!” but I didn’t think of it until just now.

Compound Interest has a great infographic about MSG.  Enlighten yourself or a friend, and help to restore a little more sense back to the world.

Here is a preview of the infographic.

MSG preview

See the rest here. http://www.compoundchem.com/2014/08/25/msg/

In Memory of Grandma Williams

My grandma Thelma Williams died last week, yesterday was her memorial service at San Joaquin Memorial Cemetery in Santa Nella, CA.  I gave her a eulogy that focused on, what I feel, was her best attribute, faith.  It’s an attribute that branched into other great attributes, such as kindness and steadfastness.  I’ve included the eulogy below for anyone who would like to read it.

 

Hello, my name is Orion, and I am a Christian. And while faith cannot be inherited, because a person must find it and cultivate it individually, I am confident that my faith comes from a seed planted by my Grandma Williams.

Grandma was, in many ways, a human bible. She embodied the word of God with the way she lived her life.

 

Galatians 5:22

But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, forbearance, kindness, goodness, faithfulness

1 Thessalonians 5:17

Pray without ceasing

 

Proverbs 31:26

She opens her mouth in wisdom,

And the teaching of kindness is on her tongue.

 

Genesis 35:11

Be fruitful and multiply.  🙂

 

She saw every type of situation as an opportunity to share God’s love and his word; times of celebration, times of grief, Christmas time. (she loved giving the grandkids bibles and other Christian books.)

As a child, I didn’t fully appreciate Grandma. I enjoyed visiting just fine, she was always kind and pleasant. But it wasn’t until I was older and could speak with her about more mature topics that I began to understand that she wasn’t just nice to me because I was her grandchild, or a family member. She was kind because she loved, and she loved because of Christ.

She lived out her faith to the best of her ability and with a helping of Grace from God. Her legacy, if I may be allowed to say, is the body of believers that have grown up from seeds carefully planted, who continue to plant more seeds, furthering the kingdom of God. I must say, she’s left behind quite a garden.