Category Archives: My Thoughts

My Favorite Limericks

Last night, I had the distinct honor of introducing my 8-year old daughter to limericks. She happened on the word “limerick” in a book she was reading about an Irish family and some adventure of some sort (I didn’t read it, ok). I gently corrected her pronunciation “lime rick” with “limmerick”. She asked, “What’s a limerick?”

It had been quite a while since I remembered last reading or hearing a limerick, but I remembered instantly it was a form of poem. I went to the internet to give proper examples. I read a few and asked if she had noticed a pattern. Not yet. I read her a couple more, and it started to sink in.

But what else started to sink in was that warm nostalgic feeling when something is distantly familiar. I knew I liked a limerick that I first heard when I was around her age. But what was it? I remembered it being unconventional. Piece by piece, it started to come back to me. Continue reading

A Vote for “None of the Above”

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When I was a child, one of the movies that seemed to run fairly regularly on TV was Brewster’s Millions, a story about a man (Monty Brewster) who inherits $300 million, but only if he spends $30 million by the end of 30 days. In the story, Brewster spends his money in many creative ways, desperately trying to shed 30 million dollars. One of these methods is running for the office of New York City Mayor. He has no intention of becoming the mayor, so he rallies votes for “None of the Above”. Continue reading

Costco-style Pecan Pie Recipe

Orion and pecan pieI love Pecan Pie!! I love Costco Pecan Pie!! For years, it was a tradition on my birthday in November to pickup a giant Costco pecan pie and share it with my pecan-loving friends and family. Costco broke that tradition by moving their bake schedule a week later to after my birthday.

In dramatic fashion, I let Costco know what I thought. It has been fruitless.

My wife now bakes the pecan pies in our house, and we don’t have to wait for Costco to decide that “it’s time” to make them. We can have them all year long. Who else thinks it’s stupid that pecan pie is seasonal? Like it doesn’t taste good in June? Come on!

Anyway, it’s really easy to make Costco-style pecan pie. First off you need some Karo Corn Syrup or whatever corn syrup substitute you use. We use straight-up corn syrup and we’re not afraid of it. As long as you don’t live off of it it’s not going to hurt you (moderation, friends). Continue reading